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T'is The Season...?

I'm BACK, britches. Yes, I just called you pants, get over it. Hey everyone, before I get into this, I want to preface it by saying that I am biased and completely prejudiced against the great evil that is The Holiday Season .  Also for context my stupid birth name that I was " blessed " with after I was born on December 7th instead of February 28th (I would've been Pheobe and I'm still trying to figure out if Friends jokes would've been easier, probably...) is... NOELLE You see, that may be a result of being named after the damn thing and enduring 24 years of poorly thought out jokes and, as the penguins from the cinematic masterpiece called Madagascar (2005) so aptly put it: "Smile and wave boys, smile and wave..." or my interpretation of "grinning-and-bearing-it" while people laugh at my namesake. ....I'm not bitter. Now that we have that disclaimer out of the way we can get into the juicy bits -- why I really dislike the holi...